quickly: a quick view on my forum posting shows that more than a few people are interested in the calitexican's question, however, no one seems to be able to pose any answers.
the calitexican believes she will require the services of a geeky friend this weekend. she will have to agree to this of course. and while sober too. the last time the calitexican and this friend were involved in trying to figure out this very problem, it lead to mass hysteria, maniacal laughter and furrowed eyebrows. must try, try again.